so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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