Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?