I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?