Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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