Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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