Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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