Nicole vs. Life
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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