can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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