i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
someone owes me an orgasm
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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