College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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