i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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