just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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