Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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