She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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