do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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