$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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