Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
