Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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