I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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