When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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