There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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