He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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