I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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