So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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