I want to stick my p in your. b.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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