We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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