whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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