We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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