Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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