So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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