do herpes really smell.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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