Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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