you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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