used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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