is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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