ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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