ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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