well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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