used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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