what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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