Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My balls are so social today.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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