That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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