Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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