I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So vagazzling was a success
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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