I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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