Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish I only lived at night.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have already put on my inside pants.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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