This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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