They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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