See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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