so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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