fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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