How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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