You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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