matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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