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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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